It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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