Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
