your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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