I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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