she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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