I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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