What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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