:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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