Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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