halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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