I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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