ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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