i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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