I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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