So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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