What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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