Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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