NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
