Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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