Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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