i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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