Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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