She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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