talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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