ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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