ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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