They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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