But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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