Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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