Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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