You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
So. Much. Porn.
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