So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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