i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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