problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Pants are for mortals
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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