her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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