just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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