We're facebook friends in real life
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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