He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Text me some of your sweat
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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