I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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