i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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