I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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