: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Found the puke drawer
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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