Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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