You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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