Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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