i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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