yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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