You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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