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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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