i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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