everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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