normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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