i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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