just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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