I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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